Or their counterparts,
If I'm a good girl, will a pair of bright-colored vintage Ralph Lauren cowboy boots show up in my size? I think I'd have to get a 9 1/2 or 10 owing to my outrageous instep (can't get barbie doll feet down the shaft and into the footbed—wow, that sounds dirty) but I'd take a chance and buy 8 1/2s or larger. Any help out there, Universe? I want these so bad I practically pee my pants just looking at them. Can you just see me, in a jean skirt and cotton shirt, rocking these amazing statements? Gram Parsons himself would approve. Either pair is to die for. And it seems that in the 1970s every urban cowgirl wore a size 7 1/2. The bitches.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuu5ppL0b4Q
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what the video actually says because my computer has no sound, but your post reminded me of this. <3
See, Ted feels awesome. And that's all that matters. ;)
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